Holy shit, Smalls! What the fuck did I get myself into? Oh yeah, Weird Wednesday. The first Weird Wednesday I've been to that showed a sexploitation musical. Not sure if there any others out there. Tonight was a mystery movie for Weird Wednesday. Meaning, nobody in the audience knew what the fuck they were going to screen. The host went to the stage and said it was going to be the original Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. We are thinking, April Fools, we get it. Then they started showing trailers of other old Disney movies. Then, boom, the X-rated Musical Fantasy version of Alice in Wonderland starts playing. The host interrupts and yells at the projectionist. "We wanted the Disney version." Well, we went and continued with this trippy X-rated version. In glorious 35mm, no less. It was.....interesting. At first, had no idea where they were going to take this to but after about 25 minutes in or so, we get lots and lots of full frontal nudity. And it's non-stop from there. It's not a straight up porn at all. It's almost a soft-core porn feel but with a big story taking place. It did the job. Overall, it's not so bad. Thought it was going to suck, no pun intended. It was a good experience, that's for sure. Cheesy, stupid, a little funny, bad but good film.
Now, I can take off Sexploitation Musical off my list.
I never thought I would ever see something like this and especially in the big screen.
Now, playing the Disney's version of Alice in Wonderland might have been more weirder than this (for Weird Wednesday).
